Has a real meal ever been this easy?

Shelf-stable smoothie kits with 600 calories, 42G+ of protein, and no sketchy ingredients.

Strawberry Ginger - 3 pack Strawberry Ginger - 3 pack

600 cals 43g protein 13g fiber

Just a hint of ginger gives this smoothie a superfood kick. 1 pouch = 1 smoothie.

$19.99

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Tangy Banana - 3 pack Tangy Banana - 3 pack

600 cals 42g protein 12g fiber

We took banana to a whole ‘nother level with some citrus tang. 1 pouch = 1 smoothie.

$19.99

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Key Lime Pie - 3 pack Key Lime Pie - 3 pack

600 cals 45G protein 10g fiber

Sweet and tart meet in this classic flavor, now in smoothie form. 1 pouch = 1 smoothie.

$19.99

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Variety Pack

Can’t make up your mind? Try our variety pack.

Get 1 of each and find your favorite.

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Nothin' Sketchy smoothie

It’s the inside that counts.

CALORIES THAT YOU NEED

600 calories of real, clean ingredients to fuel your day or help you recover.

NUTRIENT DENSE

Calcium, iron, potassium, zinc, manganese, magnesium, and much more in each pouch.

HIGH IN PROTEIN

42G+ of quality protein from whey, yogurt powder, oats, hemp seeds, and sunflower seeds.

LIVE & ACTIVE CULTURES

Beneficial for digestive health, your immune system, and reducing inflammation.

PLENTY OF FIBER

10G+ of fiber for digestive health, heart health, and blood sugar control.

NO SKETCHY STUFF

No added sugars, stevia, monk fruit extract, maltodextrin, preservatives, or other gunk.

Let’s get a bit more specific...

Great taste isn’t hard when you use real ingredients. Check out each flavor.

Tangy Banana

Strawberry Ginger

Key Lime Pie

Shop Tangy Banana
  • Freeze-dried banana
  • Whey protein concentrate 1
  • Organic oats
  • Organic date powder
  • Yogurt powder 2
  • Hemp seeds
  • Sunflower seeds
  • Freeze-dried lemon
  • Sea salt
  • That’s it.

1 (Whey protein concentrate, 1% sunflower lecithin)
2 (Nonfat milk powder, live cultures, lactic acid)

Tangy Banana Strawberry Ginger Key Lime Pie

Our fans love us, and we love them.

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Years of trying to find a decent mass gainer... I found this product through a friend and it’s crazy that drinking calories doesn’t have to be stressful anymore.

Matt

Matt

Strawberry Ginger

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I'm a big lifter and Nothin' Sketchy helps me reach my macros easily on busy days. Super convenient. Key lime all day baby!

Zoe

Zoe

Key Lime Pie

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I drink one every time after I go surfing! So refreshing and helps me refuel.

Emma

Emma

Variety Pack

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The tangy banana is so good! Shared it with a couple friends too and they were into it.

Andrew

Andrew

Tangy Banana